When Claudette Knickerbocker discovers corruption in The Force, she calls in the only person she can trust: an old friend from… The War.
Join Private Investigator Ford Phillips and Public Journalist Fig Wineshine as they help their pal untangle this knot of betrayal and intrigue in a deadly serious film noir with absolutely no jokes whatsoever. None.
Congrats on five years @shipwreckedcomedy, I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve made so far, and excited for everything you’re gonna make in the future.
PS: Shipwrecked are currently fundraising to make a holiday short and you can see donation info here if that’s the kind of thing you wanna see. (It is.)
“Put more bliss in your kiss. Two things that stop a guy from saying I Love You. Draco wished he had Muggle money with him. Even the magazine’s name was something suitably sophisticated for a Malfoy: Cosmopolitan. He wondered if Potter would lend him the money.”